Poker jokes can help you loosen up and even improve your game. Laughing about poker makes playing it more fun! Tell your opponent a joke, and you may catch him off guard.
Poke 'er again and she will bite you!
Hold dem up so I can see dem.
Oh, ma had to go.
Hugo to the poker game, I'm staying home.
Ida folded too if I'd been holding three and six unsuited.
Johnny was always playing poker. Every night, he'd go to a different game, and he'd always lose. He played against new players and lost. He played against old players and lost. He even played against little kids and lost. Every night, Johnny's wife would ask him how much he'd lost, and every night, she'd yell at him and tell him to quit the darned poker game. One night, Johnny went to a new poker game at a new bar. He was out very late, and when he got home, his wife was waiting up. He looked at her seriously and began to explain. “I'm sorry. I met a woman at the bar and we started to dance, and one thing led to another and we were up in her room and it just happened...” His wife cut him off. “Stop lying. How much did you lose tonight?”